At my gym, I saw a sign today saying that there’s a new massage therapist named Matt LeBlanc.

Hmm. A massage from Joey Tribbiani. Maybe Phoebe gave him lessons.

In other news, I am getting New York magazine sent to me at my parents’ house. I have absolutely no idea why. I mean, I’m not complaining, but I seriously have no clue what mailing list I could have gotten on that would send me it.

Also, one of my company’s textbooks was on The Daily Show. It was in this segment about arming teachers with guns, and then it went into this part about using textbooks as weapons. A bunch of us went into a room to watch it.