There’s a Seinfeld episode where Elaine gets cake at the office every day because it’s a big office and it’s always someone’s birthday. So she takes a sick day to get away from the cake, and when she comes back her co-workers have a cake for her and are singing, “Get we-ell, get well soon.” That’s my office, at least lately. I’ve been to four goodbye parties within a week, all with cake. One of many perks of working in a large office.